A man was speeding down a Alabama highway,
| Police jokes
A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector and was pulled over. The officer handed him the citation, received his signature and was about to w
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What's an octopuses favourite latin
| Various animal jokes
What's an octopuses favourite latin saying? Squid pro quo!
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Do hamburgers make good vampires?
| Burger jokes
Do hamburgers make good vampires? No, because they always find themselves in ghoulash situations!
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One day a boy and his father were at the
| Political jokes
One day a boy and his father were at the dining room table working on the boy's Social Studies homework, the chapter about government. The boy turns to his father and asks, "Dad, how many people work in the U.S. government?" The father replies without hesitating, "Oh, about ten percent."
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How do you catch the Easter
| Easter jokes
How do you catch the Easter Bunny? Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!
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Mrs. Filmore returned home from a business trip and asked her husband, “How did Greg do on his history exam?” “Oh, not so good,” he replied. “But it wasn’t his fault. They asked him about things that happened before he was born!”