Dad, why do you write so slow? asked
| Parent jokes
Dad, why do you write so slow? asked Dennis. "I have to," replied his father. "I'm a slow reader."
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Salesman: This jug is
| Salesmen jokes
Salesman: This jug is genuine Indian pottery. Customer: But it says "Made in Cleveland." Salesman: Haven't you ever heard of the Cleveland Indians?'
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When the school was broken into, the
| Criminal jokes
When the school was broken into, the thieves took absolutely everything - desks, books, blackboards, everything apart from the soap in the lavatories and all the towels. The police are looking for a pair of dirty criminals.
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A couple of biologists had twins.
| Biologist jokes
A couple of biologists had twins. One they called John and the other control.
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Round the Mountain by Sheelagh B. Cummin
| Book title jokes
Round the Mountain by Sheelagh B. Cummin
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What is the hottest part of a man’s face? His sideburns.