Do you feel like a glass of carrot juice? Why? Do I look like one?
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Fred: Where does the new kid come from?
Fred: Where does the new kid come from? Harry: Alaska. Fred: Don’t bother – I’ll ask her myself.
Mother: Did you get a good place in the
Mother: Did you get a good place in the geography test? Fred: Yes, Mum, I sat next to the cleverest kid in the class.
How did the basketball court get wet?
How did the basketball court get wet? The players dribbled all over it!
What did the teacher say after
What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel? I’m sorry to leave, now that I’ve almost bought the place.
A man took his wife to the doctors.
A man took his wife to the doctors. After a short examination the doctor said “Your wife’s mind has completely gone!” To which the man replied “I’m not surprised. She’s been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!”
How do we know the Indians were the first
How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America? They had reservations.
Why did the bus stop?
Why did the bus stop? Because it saw the zebra crossing.
What is the difference between an aardvark and
What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote? One has a long smeller, the other, a loud yeller!
Why did the boy become an astronaut?
Why did the boy become an astronaut? Because he was told he was no earthly good.