What did the apple say to the apple
| Apple jokes
What did the apple say to the apple pie? "You've got some crust."
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Martin asked David, "In which
| Humor jokes
Martin asked David, "In which state does the Ohio River run?" David answered with cool, "In the liquid state."
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How do you find your dog if
| Dog jokes
How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ? Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !
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Q. What do you call a blonde in a leather
| Blonde jokes
Q. What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A. A rebel without a clue!
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What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and
| Easter jokes
What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes "hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM"? The Easter Elephant.
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Teacher: Are you good at math? Pupil: Yes and no Teacher: What do you mean? Pupil: Yes, I’m no good at math!