Doctor, doctor, can you give me
| Hair and bald jokes
Doctor, doctor, can you give me something for my baldness? How about a few pounds of pig manure? Will that cure my baldness? No, but with that on your head no one will come near enough to notice you're bald.
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How can you recognize a Gnome
| Pig jokes
How can you recognize a Gnome Pig? They're the ones with the little red hats.
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Jill: Have you read the Bible?
| Religious jokes
Jill: Have you read the Bible? Jack: No, I'm waiting for the film to come round.
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When you catch your dog eating a dictionary, what
| Dog jokes
When you catch your dog eating a dictionary, what should you do? Take the words right out of his mouth.
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A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He looked at a baby chick and a baby duck. They were both very cute, but he decided to buy the baby chick. Do you know why? The baby chick was a little cheeper!