Down at the
| Parent jokes
Down at the office Bostwick boasted to one of his buddies, "My son Arthur is smarter even than Abraham Lincoln. Arthur could recite the Gettysburg Address when he was ten years old. Lincoln didn't say it till he was fifty!"
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Q: There is a frog driving
| Music jokes
Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this? A: The frog's probably on its way to a gig.
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Diner: What's wrong with these eggs I
| Waiter jokes
Diner: What's wrong with these eggs I ordered? Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.
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Teacher: Name two pronouns ?
| School jokes
Teacher: Name two pronouns ? Pupil: Who ?, me ?
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What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? They’re married.