There was a communist
| Weather jokes
There was a communist named Rudolph. One day he looked out the window and said, "It looks like a storm is coming." "No it isn't," said his wife. "Besides, how would you know?" "Because," he responded, "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
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One vampire to the
| Vampire jokes
One vampire to the other : " Let's go and have a drink.I know a cosy little mortuary just round the corner"!
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How do you make a cheeseburger sad?
| Burger jokes
How do you make a cheeseburger sad? Make it with blue cheese!
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Yo Mama so fat she gives herself group
| Yo momma jokes
Yo Mama so fat she gives herself group hugs!
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At our local
| Restaurant jokes
At our local restaurant you can eat dirt cheap - but who wants to eat dirt?'
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The fees for withdrawing money from your ATM machines are expected to double, even triple. Youre gonna pay two to three as much to withdraw your money so basically the ATM machines have become full service. Instead of getting robbed at the ATM machine the ATM machine robs you. You eliminate the middle man. – Jay Leno’