Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced
| Judge jokes
Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers. "So," he said, "I have been presented, by both of you, with a bribe." Both lawyers squirmed uncomfortably. "You, attorney Leon, gave me $15,000. And you, attorney Campos, gave me $10,000." The judge reached into his pock
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A man really
| Marriage jokes
A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her. Now he was up in his years and neither of them had ever been married. Of course, they dated about once a week for the past six years, but he was so timid he just never got around to suggesting marriage much less living to
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What kind of birds do you usually find locked up
| Bird jokes
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ? Jail-birds !
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On the last day of camp everyone was asked the
| Humor jokes
On the last day of camp everyone was asked the same question: 'What is the best part of the camp?' One wise guy answered, 'Going home!
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Fred: I thought there was a choice for lunch
| Food jokes
Fred: I thought there was a choice for lunch today. . Cook: There is. Fred: No, there isn't. There's only cheese pie. Cook: You can choose to eat it or leave it.
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Why is your nose in the middle of your face? Because it is the scenter (centre).