Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
| Waiter jokes
Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny. Waiter: So laugh, sir.
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How do you know accountants have no
| Accountant jokes
How do you know accountants have no imagination? They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.
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Q. What's the
| Weather jokes
Q. What's the difference between 'weather' and 'climate'? A. You can 't 'weather' a tree, but you can 'climate'!
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Why won't pigs take up
| Pig jokes
Why won't pigs take up jogging? They don't like to get that far from the table.
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Two Virginia rednecks go on
| Fishing jokes
Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment - the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. I mean they spend a fortune! The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything. The same thing happens on the sec
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Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles? So he could break out.