Q. What’s the

What do you call an operation on a rabbit?

| Rabbit jokes

What do you call an operation on a rabbit? A hare-cut.

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Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?

| Space jokes

Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon? Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

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Why are diapers like $10 bills?

| Money jokes

Why are diapers like $10 bills? Because you have to change them.

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Caspar: I was the teacher's pet last

| School jokes

Caspar: I was the teacher's pet last year. Jaspar: Why was that? Caspar: She couldn't afford a dog.

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Q: Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog? - A: So

| Dog jokes

Q: Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog? - A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

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Q. What’s the difference between ‘weather’ and ‘climate’? A. You can ‘t ‘weather’ a tree, but you can ‘climate’!