What do you call an operation on a rabbit?
| Rabbit jokes
What do you call an operation on a rabbit? A hare-cut.
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Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?
| Space jokes
Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon? Because it was a full moon and there was no room.
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Why are diapers like $10 bills?
| Money jokes
Why are diapers like $10 bills? Because you have to change them.
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Caspar: I was the teacher's pet last
| School jokes
Caspar: I was the teacher's pet last year. Jaspar: Why was that? Caspar: She couldn't afford a dog.
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Q: Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog? - A: So
| Dog jokes
Q: Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog? - A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.
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Q. What’s the difference between ‘weather’ and ‘climate’? A. You can ‘t ‘weather’ a tree, but you can ‘climate’!