Q: What can strike a blonde without her
| Blonde jokes
Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A: A thought.
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1st Monster: What is that son of
| Monster jokes
1st Monster: What is that son of yours doing these days ? 2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh, what's he studying ? 2nd Monster: Nothing, they're studying him!
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Mum: Jackie, go outside and play with your
| Children jokes
Mum: Jackie, go outside and play with your whistle. Your father can't read his paper. Jackie: Wow, I'm only eight and I can read it
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Why was George Washington buried at
| Dead and dying jokes
Why was George Washington buried at Mount Vernon ? Because he was dead !
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The bartender asks the guy
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?" The guy answers, "A scotch, please." The bartender hands him the drink, and says "That'll be five dollars," to which the guy replies, "What are you talking about? I don't owe you anything for this." A lawyer, sitting nearby
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