What did the hamburger say when it pleaded
| Burger jokes
What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'? I've been flamed!
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What's Dracula's car called?
| Vampire jokes
What's Dracula's car called? A mobile blood unit.
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If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping
| King Kong jokes
If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and died. What would they put on his coffin ? A lid !
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Why did the blonde tip-toe
| Blonde jokes
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? She didn't want to wake the sleeping tablets!
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An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass. The CO says “Are you crazy? You just join the Israeli army, and you already want a 3-day pass? You must do something spectacular for that recognition!” So the soldier comes back a day later in an Arab tank! The CO was so impressed, he asked “How did you do it?” “Well, I jumped in a tank, and went toward the border with the Arabs. I approached the border, and saw an Arab tank. I put my white flag up, the Arab tank put his white flag up. I said to the Arab soldier, “Do you want to get a three-day pass? So we exchanged tanks!”