A football supporter's favourite
| Christmas jokes
A football supporter's favourite Christmas song? 'Yule never walk alone'
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What do you call an ant in space ?
| Ant jokes
What do you call an ant in space ? Cosmonants & Astronants !
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One day at a busy
| Aviation jokes
One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up so they can get underway. The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane, and begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle. Both appear to be blind.
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An applicant was being interviewed for
| College jokes
An applicant was being interviewed for admission to a prominent medical school. "Tell me," inquired the interviewer, "where do you expect to be ten years from now?" "Well, let's see," replied the student. "It's Wednesday afternoon. I guess I'll be on the golf course by now."
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What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping?
| Ghost jokes
What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping? Lazy bones.
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Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were whipped by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter.” Said and done, the next time God looks the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were whipped was 100 miles long, on the line of men that dominated women there was only one man. God got mad and said. “You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud, Learn from him!” Tell them my son how did you manage to be the only one on that line? The man said, “I don’t know. My wife told me to stand here.”