Two aliens landed
| Space jokes
Two aliens landed in the remote countryside and went walking from the flying saucer along a narrow lane. The first thing they saw was a red pillar box. `Take us to your leader,' said the first alien. `Don't waste time talking to him. Can't you see he's only a child?' said the second alien.
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Martin had just received his brand new drivers
| Parent jokes
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, where he is going to take them for a ride for the first time. Dad immediately heads for the back seat, directly behind the newly minted driver. "I'll bet you're back there to
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Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!
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Q: What is a four-letter
| Dirty jokes
Q: What is a four-letter word that ends in 'k' and means the same as intercourse? A: Talk
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Where do hogs keep their money?
| Money jokes
Where do hogs keep their money? In piggy banks.
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Q: What word begins with the letter “F” and ends in “UCK”? A: FIRETRUCK.