Q: What's the definition
| Dirty jokes
Q: What's the definition of a teenager? A: God's punishment for enjoying sex.
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Why were men given larger brains
| Dirty jokes
Why were men given larger brains than dogs? So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
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Mum: Jackie, go outside and play with your
| Children jokes
Mum: Jackie, go outside and play with your whistle. Your father can't read his paper. Jackie: Wow, I'm only eight and I can read it
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After the first
| Aviation jokes
After the first takeoff of the fully automatic airplane, the passengers heard the soothing, reassuring voice of the pilot: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your automatic pilot. In my modern and carefully tested sytem an error is absolutely impossible, absolutely impossible, absolutely impossi
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Men don’t get lost; they discover alternative destinations.