The head doctors in an insane asylum had
| Mental health jokes
The head doctors in an insane asylum had a meeting and decided that one of their patients was potentially well. So they decide to test him and take him to the movies. When they get to the movie theater, there are signs of wet paint pointing to the benches. The doctors just sit down, but the pa
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This woman goes into a dentist's office,
| Dirty jokes
This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he says: "I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth." The woman then says: "Ooooohhhh, I'd rather have a baby!" To which the dentist replies: "Make up your mind, I have to adjust the chair."
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What did the Abominable
| Teeth jokes
What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out? He ate the dentist.
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Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He
| Marriage jokes
Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked.
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I'd like to say
| Birthday jokes
I'd like to say something nice about you as it's your birthday. Why don't you? Because I can't think of a single thing to say!
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Did you hear the one about the blonde who thought that “love handles” referred to her ears?’