Q: How many programmers does it take to
| Computer jokes
Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, that's a hardware problem.
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Teacher: I see
| Hair and bald jokes
Teacher: I see you don't cut your hair any longer. Fred: No sir, I cut it shorter.
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A group of Americans was touring
| Travel and tourist jokes
A group of Americans was touring Ireland. One of the women in the group was a real curmudgeon, constantly complaining. The bus seats are uncomfortable.The food is terrible. It's too hot. It's too cold. The accommodations are awful. The group arrived at the site of the famous Blarney Stone. "
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What is the fiercest flower in the
| Various animal jokes
What is the fiercest flower in the garden ? The tiger lily !
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Why were ancient Egyptian children
| Children jokes
Why were ancient Egyptian children confused? Because their daddies were mummies.
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Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture? No! Did he hurt the cows? No, he just grazed them!