Three buddies die in a car crash, and

Yo mama so poor your

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

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While crossing the US-Mexican border on his

| Bicycle jokes

While crossing the US-Mexican border on his bicycle, the man was stopped by a guard who pointed to two sacks the man had on his shoulders. "What's in the bags?", asked the guard. "Sand," said the cyclist. "Get them off - we'll take a look," said the guard. The Cyclist did as he was told, emp

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Why was the skunk arrested for

| Money jokes

Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting? Because he gave out bad scents (cents).

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Q: What do you call

| Blind jokes

Q: What do you call a blind German? A: A Not See (Nazi)

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What is the difference between an aardvark and

| Aardvark jokes

What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote? One has a long smeller, the other, a loud yeller!

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Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an orientation. They are all asked, “When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you? The first guy says, “I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man.” The second guy says, “I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow.” The last guy replies, “I would like to hear them say, “Look! He’s moving!”