After a particularly poor game of
| Sport jokes
After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking to the parking lot to get his car, a policeman stopped him and asked, "Did you tee off on the sixteenth hole about twenty minutes ago?" "Yes," the golfer responded. "Did
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Teacher: This is the third time I've had to
| School jokes
Teacher: This is the third time I've had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that? Pupil: Thank heavens it's Friday!
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Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I
| School jokes
Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you? Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!
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Who runs the 100 acre wood
| Internet jokes
Who runs the 100 acre wood website? www.innie the pooh.
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A summer visitor asked the farmer how long cows should be milked. “Oh, I reckon about the same as short ones!” the farmer answered.