What do freezing rain and cake icing have in
| Weather jokes
What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common? Both are a glaze
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Come here, you greedy wretch. I'll teach you
| Parent jokes
Come here, you greedy wretch. I'll teach you to eat all your sister's birthday chocs. It's all right Dad, I know how !
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What driver doesn't have a
| Car and train jokes
What driver doesn't have a license? A screw driver.
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Monahan stumbled
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. "Say," he said to the bartender, "how tall is a penguin?" "About two and a half feet." "Thank God!" cried Monahan. "I thought I ran over a nun!"
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A German woman is walking down the street.
| Blonde jokes
A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her. She screams, Nein! Nein! So two guys walk away.
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?