Did you hear about the witch who fed her pet vulture on sawdust? The vulture laid ten eggs and when they hatched, nine chicks had wooden legs and the tenth was a woodpecker.
Category: Witch jokes
What did the witch say to
What did the witch say to the ugly toad? I’d put a curse on you – but somebody beat me to it!
What did the young witch say to her mother
What did the young witch say to her mother ? Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !
Who went into a witche’s den and came out
Who went into a witche’s den and came out alive ? The witch !
Why do witches have stiff joints ?
Why do witches have stiff joints ? They get broomatism !