What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ? The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !
Category: Teeth jokes
What do you get if you cross teeth
What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ? Dental floss !
Why are false teeth like stars?
Why are false teeth like stars? Because they come out at night.
What helps keep your teeth
What helps keep your teeth together? Toothpaste.
What game do you play if you don’t take care of
What game do you play if you don’t take care of your teeth? Tooth (truth) or Consequences.
Willie: “I have an awful
Willie: “I have an awful toothache.” Tommie: “I’d have it taken out if it was mine.” Willie: “Yes, if it was yours, I would, too.”
How can you get a set of teeth put in for
How can you get a set of teeth put in for free? Smack a monster.
Why is a toothless dog like a tree?
Why is a toothless dog like a tree? It has more bark than bite.
Why are vampires like false teeth?
Why are vampires like false teeth? They all come out at night.
Mother: Has your tooth stopped hurting
Mother: Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?…Son: I don’t know. The dentist kept it