What is a hamburger's
| Burger jokes
What is a hamburger's favourite story? Hansel and Gristle!
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Policeman:
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: Didn't you see that stop sign? Driver: I keep my eyes closed in traffic.
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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding
| Police jokes
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"
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What do you call a cow who argues with her
| Cow jokes
What do you call a cow who argues with her husband? A bullfighter!
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What type of people do vampires like?
| Vampire jokes
What type of people do vampires like? Type O positive people.
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What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ? Dental floss !