What do you get if you cross teeth

What is a hamburger's

| Burger jokes

What is a hamburger's favourite story? Hansel and Gristle!

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Policeman:

| Car and train jokes

Policeman: Didn't you see that stop sign? Driver: I keep my eyes closed in traffic.

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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding

| Police jokes

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"

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What do you call a cow who argues with her

| Cow jokes

What do you call a cow who argues with her husband? A bullfighter!

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What type of people do vampires like?

| Vampire jokes

What type of people do vampires like? Type O positive people.

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What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ? Dental floss !