Where do footballers dance ? At a football !
Category: Sport jokes
What tea do footballers drink ?
What tea do footballers drink ? Penaltea !
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear ? Because he liked sole music !
What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas
What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas ? Ince pies !
Which England player keeps up the fuel supply
Which England player keeps up the fuel supply ? Paul gas coin !
How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle
How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle ? Somebody took a corner !
What’s the chilliest ground in the premiership
What’s the chilliest ground in the premiership ? Cold Trafford !
What part of a football pitch smells nicest
What part of a football pitch smells nicest ? The scenter spot !
What does a basketball player do before he
What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles? He makes a swish!
Golfer: “Do you think I can get there with a
Golfer: “Do you think I can get there with a 5-iron?” Caddy: “Eventually.”