One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the
| Dirty jokes
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep. A
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Q: What is a bus ?
| Bus jokes
Q: What is a bus ? A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
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Q: Did you hear that the Clinton's had Air
| Clinton jokes
Q: Did you hear that the Clinton's had Air Force 1 remodeled? A: Now it's got two left wings.
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I've been sitting at this computer for hours
| Computer jokes
I've been sitting at this computer for hours and I haven't seen a single website. That's because you're supposed to sit facing the screen.
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Father: Why did you put a toad in your sister's
| Bed jokes
Father: Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed? Son: I couldn't find a spider.
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Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear ? Because he liked sole music !