What’s the definition of a narrow squeak ? A thin mouse !
Category: Mouse jokes
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ? Dirty looks from the mouse !
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights ? A mouseketeer !
What are crisp, like milk and go
What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them ? Mice Krispies !
When should a mouse carry an
When should a mouse carry an umbrella ? When it’s raining cats and dogs !
Is there a mouse in the house ?
Is there a mouse in the house ? No, but there’s a moose on the loose !
What is small, furry and smells like bacon ?
What is small, furry and smells like bacon ? A hamster !
What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and
What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see ? Three blind mice !
What is a mouse’s favorite record ?
What is a mouse’s favorite record ? ‘Please cheese me’ !
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ? Mice cubes !