A blonde walks up
| Blonde jokes
A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a Coke. The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins. She returns and starts feeding the machine madly and of course the machine keeps feeding out drinks. Another person walks up behind the blonde and watches he
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Why do church bells
| E-mail jokes
Why do church bells never send e-mails? They'd rather give each other a ring.
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Why did the witch lose her
| Witch jokes
Why did the witch lose her way? Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.
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Tom was so excited about his promotion to
| Business jokes
Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and kept bragging about it to his wife for weeks on end. Finally she couldn't take it any longer, and told him, "Listen, it means nothing, they even have a vice president of peas at the grocery store!". "Re
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What's the difference between a monster
| Monster jokes
What's the difference between a monster and a mouse? A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.
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What’s the definition of a narrow squeak ? A thin mouse !