What does a monster do when he loses his head? He calls a head hunter.
Category: Monster jokes
What do you call a monster with two wooden
What do you call a monster with two wooden heads? Edward Woodward.
How do you tell a good monster from a bad one?
How do you tell a good monster from a bad one? If it’s a good one you will be able to talk about it later!
What does a polite monster say when he meets
What does a polite monster say when he meets you for the first time? Pleased to eat you!
What do you call a monster with a
What do you call a monster with a wooden head? Edward.
Why did the monster stop playing with his
Why did the monster stop playing with his brother? He got tired of kicking him around.
What do you call a mouse that can pick up a
What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster? Sir.
Monster: Someone told me Dr Frankenstein
Monster: Someone told me Dr Frankenstein invented the safety match. Igor: Yes, that was one of his most striking achievements.
Igor: Only
Igor: Only this morning Dr Frankenstein completed another amazing operation. He crossed an ostrich with a centipede. Dracula: And what did he get? Igor: We don’t know – we haven’t managed to catch it yet.
Dr Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest
Dr Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest invention? It’s a new pill consisting of 50 per cent glue and 50 per cent aspirin. Igor: But what’s it for? Dr Frankenstein: For monsters with splitting headaches.