Q: How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone ? A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.
Category: Military jokes
Q: What’s the difference between Aeroflot
Q: What’s the difference between Aeroflot and the Scud Missile ? A: Aeroflot has killed more people.
Q: What is Iraq’s
Q: What is Iraq’s national bird ? A: Duck
Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to
Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots? A: You only have to teach them to take off.
Q: “How many members of the coalition does it
Q: “How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?” A: “We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time.”
Q: What is the best Iraqi job ?
Q: What is the best Iraqi job ? A: Foreign Ambassador
Q: What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer
Q: What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ? A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !
Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?
Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ? A: Turkey.
Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in
Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ? A. Nothing, yet.
Airmen had to launch two E-3 AWACS from a
Airmen had to launch two E-3 AWACS from a National Guard base after a heavey snow strom. Well after a 5 hour delay waiting for the snow to be plowed of, they were able to take-off. The planes taxied off and stoped a hundred yards to the flight line. The civilians had forgot to finish the rest of the taxi way.