Q: How many lead trumpet
| Music jokes
Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Fifty. One to do it and the others to stand around and say, "I could do that better.
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What do you call a rabbit who works in a
| Rabbit jokes
What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny!
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Is there a way to make a hamburger do the
| Burger jokes
Is there a way to make a hamburger do the Hula? Sure, order a burger and a shake!
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Why did the mexicans fight so
| Ethnic jokes
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo? They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.
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What did the little ghost give his mom for
| Ghost jokes
What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day? A booquet of flowers.
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Airmen had to launch two E-3 AWACS from a National Guard base after a heavey snow strom. Well after a 5 hour delay waiting for the snow to be plowed of, they were able to take-off. The planes taxied off and stoped a hundred yards to the flight line. The civilians had forgot to finish the rest of the taxi way.