What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day ? DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ !
Category: Journalist jokes
What do you get if you cross a ghost and a
What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader ? A spooksman !
What do you get if you cross a newsreader
What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad ? A croaksman !
What do you get if you cross a sports
What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable ? A common tater !
Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of
Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window? He wanted to see a butterfly.
Reporter: What made you
Reporter: What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend? Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.
Reporter: To
Reporter: To what do you attribute your old age? Old Man: To the fact that I was born in 1890.
Reporter: My editor sent
Reporter: My editor sent me to do the burglary. Policeman: You’re too late – it’s already been done.
A woman telephoned her local newspaper to
A woman telephoned her local newspaper to let them know that she had just given birth to eighteen children. The reporter didn’t quite hear the message and said, “Would you repeat that?” “Not if I can help it,” replied the woman.
How many editors does it take to change a
How many editors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but first he has to rewire the entire building.