What do you get if you cross a radio music
| Journalist jokes
What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day ? DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ !
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An Army Ranger was on holiday in the depths
| Military jokes
An Army Ranger was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes. However, he was not prepared to pay the high prices. After failing to haggle the vendor down to a reasonable price level, he ended up shouting "I don't give two hoots for your shoes, man, I'
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A minister was asked by a
| Religious jokes
A minister was asked by a politician, "Name something the government can do to help the church." The minister replied, "Quit making one dollar bills."
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A salesman walking along the beach found a
| Salesmen jokes
A salesman walking along the beach found a bottle. When he rubbed it, lo and behold, a genie appeared. "I will grant you three wishes," announced the genie. "But since Satan still hates me, for every wish you make, your rival gets the wish as well -- only double." The salesman thought about thi
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Harry was madly in love with Betty, but
| Telephone jokes
Harry was madly in love with Betty, but couldn't pluck up enough courage to pop the question face to face. Finally he decided to ask her on the telephone. 'Darling! he blurted out, 'will you marry me?' 'Of course, I will, you silly boy,' she replied, 'who is it speaking?'
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A woman telephoned her local newspaper to let them know that she had just given birth to eighteen children. The reporter didn’t quite hear the message and said, “Would you repeat that?” “Not if I can help it,” replied the woman.