What tea do footballers drink ?
| Sport jokes
What tea do footballers drink ? Penaltea !
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First witch: Here's a banana
| Spelling jokes
First witch: Here's a banana if you can spell it. Second witch: I can spell banana. I just don't know when to stop.
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Men are like
| Men jokes
Men are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
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If I had but one life to give for my country,
| Lawyer jokes
If I had but one life to give for my country, it would be a lawyer's.
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What do you call a cow with no front legs?
| Cow jokes
What do you call a cow with no front legs? Lean Beef
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Reporter: What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend? Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.