What duo were famous for stealing horses? Bonnie and Clydesdale!
Category: Horse jokes
What does it mean if you find a horse
What does it mean if you find a horse shoe? Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.
What does ever horse and rider do at the same
What does ever horse and rider do at the same time? Grow old!
What do you give a sick horse?
What do you give a sick horse? Cough stirrup.
What do you call the horse than lives next
What do you call the horse than lives next door? A neighbour!
What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A hoarse horse!
What do you call a horse wearing Venetian
What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds? A zebra!
What do you call a horse that’s been all around
What do you call a horse that’s been all around the world? A globe-trotter!
What do you call a horse that plays the
What do you call a horse that plays the violin? Fiddler on the hoof!
What disease do horses fear most?
What disease do horses fear most? Hay Fever!