Woman in bed: Aaagh! Aaagh! A ghost just floated into my room! Ghost: Don’t worry, ma’am, I’m just passing through.
Category: Ghost jokes
What do you call a ghost who only
What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall? The nightmayor.
What do you get is you cross a ghost with a
What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips? Snacks that go crunch in the night.
What are pupils at ghost schools called?
What are pupils at ghost schools called? Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls.
Who did the ghost invite to his party?
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Anyone he could dig up.
A man was staying in a big old
A man was staying in a big old house and in the middle of the night he met a ghost. The ghost said, “I have been walking these corridors for 300 years.” The man said, “in that case, can you tell me the way to the toilet?”
Did you hear about the ghost who learnt to
Did you hear about the ghost who learnt to fly? He was pleased to be back on terror-firma.
Did you hear about the ghost comedian?
Did you hear about the ghost comedian? He was booed off stage.
What happened to the ghost who went to a party?
What happened to the ghost who went to a party? He had a wail of a time.
What is a ghost
What is a ghost boxer called? A phantomweight.