I'm not ugly. I could
| Beauty jokes
I'm not ugly. I could marry anyone I pleased! But that's the problem - you don't please anyone.
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St. Peter is questioning three married
| Heaven and hell jokes
St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance to heaven. "Why do you deserve to pass the Pearly Gates?" he asks one of the men, who had been a butler. "I was a good father," he answers. "Yes, but you were a drunk all your life. In fact, you were so ba
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Why did the teacher decide to become an
| Humor jokes
Why did the teacher decide to become an electrician? To get a bit of light relief.
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This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it
| Religious jokes
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equally fundamentally Christian pet. So, they went shopping. At a kennel specializing in this particular breed, they found a dog they liked quite a lot. When they asked the dog to fetch the Bible, he did it in a flash. When the
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This guy is walking with his friend. He says
| Business jokes
This guy is walking with his friend. He says to this friend, "I'm a walking economy." The friend replies "How so?" "My hair line is in recession, my stomach is a victim of inflation, and both of these together are putting me into a deep depression!"
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What happened to the ghost who went to a party? He had a wail of a time.