Q: Why aren’t Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey? A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.
Category: Ethnic jokes
Why don’t Jewish
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink? Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
If you take an Oriental person and spin
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?’
How do we know the Indians were the first
How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America? They had reservations.
What’s the object of a Jewish football
What’s the object of a Jewish football game? To get the quarter back!
Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball
Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD? A: A trip to Israel.
Jewish telegram: “Begin worrying.
Jewish telegram: “Begin worrying. Details to follow.”
How does every ethnic joke start?
How does every ethnic joke start? By looking over your shoulder.
The Arkansas lad was obviously
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled. “Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger. “If my parents get divorced…will they still be brother and sister?”
Why does the new Polish Navy have
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats? So they can see the old Polish Navy!