A dumb
| Blonde jokes
A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country. After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought, "Oh! Those s
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Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said
| Snake jokes
Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply" ? They couldn't, they were adders !
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I was in a very generous mood today, a
| Marriage jokes
I was in a very generous mood today, a woman says to her friend. "I gave a poor beggar $25." "Thats a lot of money to give away," says her friend. "What did your husband say?" "He said, 'Thank you'. "
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How would you get four reindeer
| Various animal jokes
How would you get four reindeer in a car? Two in the front and two in the back! And how do you get four polar bears in a car? Take the reindeer out first
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What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a
| Bus jokes
What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I don't know but it could always get a seat on a bus!
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Q: Why aren’t Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey? A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.