A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says “Sorry, you know the law, you’ve got to go back across the border right now.” The mexican man pleads with them, “No, noooo Senior, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!” The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I’m going to make it hard for him and says “Ok, I’ll let you stay if you can use 3 english words in a sentence”. The Mexican man of course agrees. The Border Patrol Agent tells him, “The 3 words are: Green, Pink and Yellow. Now use them in 1 sentence.” The Mexican man thinks really hard for about 2 minutes, then says, “Hmmm, Ok. The phone, it went Green, Green, Green, I Pink it up and sez Yellow?”
Category: Ethnic jokes
What do you call an intelligent man in
What do you call an intelligent man in America? A tourist.
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? A: Turn off the carousel.
Helga, tell me something. Why
Helga, tell me something. Why do Swedish men always have stupid grins on their faces? “Because they’re stupid,” said her friend.
Q: Why do Polish police cars have stripes on
Q: Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side? A: So the cops can find the handles.
What is the most common
What is the most common educational degree in New Mexico? Kindergarten dropout.
Q: How many newsmen does
Q: How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Only one, but he’ll tell everybody.
Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in
Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.
Q: How many Scotsmen does it
Q: How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb? A: Scotsmen don’t change light bulbs, it’s cheaper to sit in the dark’
Q: How many Polish-Americans does it take
Q: How many Polish-Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 170. One to send the Never Fail Novena to the Cheektowaga Times for publication so St. Jude may grant the lightbulb request, one to say the Last Rites for the old lightbulb, ten volunteer firemen to break into the house and smash the old light bulb to bits, fifty to protest the abortion of the old lightbulb, ten to organize a lawn fete and spaghetti dinner at Our Most Holy Precious Blood of the Seventeen Martyred Saints R.C. Church to raise funds to buy a new light bulb (and the Monsignor a new pair of bowling shoes as a gift on St. Stanislaus Day), twenty from Chiavettas Catering to serve the food, twenty to run the Monte Carlo gambling tent, fifty to run everything else, one to go to Koplinskis Appliances to buy the light bulb, one to screw it in, five to say the Rosary as the bulb is being screwed in, and the Monsignor to bless it.