Category: E-mail jokes

What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails? Beast wishes.

What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails? Best viscious.

What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails? Yours tin-sincerely.

Teacher: You’ve been e-mailing other pupils that I’m ugly! Pupil: Sorry, miss, I didn’t realise you wanted to keep it a secret.

I just sent my first e-mail. Kongratulations!

How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest? By tree mail!

How does James Bond type e-mails? With his goldfinger.

How do writers send e-mail? On the Inkernet.

How do whales type e-mails? With their fish fingers.

How do wasps send messages? By bee-mail.