A man went into a pet shop to buy a
| Idiot and fool jokes
A man went into a pet shop to buy a parrot. He was shown an especially fine one which he liked the look of, but he was puzzled by the two strings which were tied to its feet. "What are they for?" he asked the pet shop manager. "Ah well, sir," came the reply, "that's a very unusual feature of
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What do blondes and beer bottles have in
| Blonde jokes
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up!
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A fish walks into a bar, the bartender
| Various animal jokes
A fish walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "What would you like?" the fish says holding his neck, "Water".
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When is a farmer like a magician?
| Cow jokes
When is a farmer like a magician? When he turns his cow into pasture.
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Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
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How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest? By tree mail!