Andy wants a job as a signalman on the
| Car and train jokes
Andy wants a job as a signalman on the railways. He is told to meet the inspector at the signal box. The inspector puts this question to him: "What would you do if you realised that two trains were heading for each other on the same track?" Andy says, "I would switch the points for one of the tr
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The Counselor was greeting the new
| Humor jokes
The Counselor was greeting the new campers. 'So you decided to come to camp,' she said to one. 'Nope,' the camper answered. 'I was sent to camp!
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The Counselor
| Humor jokes
The Counselor was talking to the campers about safety. She said 'Don't climb any trees. If you fall down and break a leg, don't come running to me!
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Yo mama is so fat...that when she wore a blue
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama is so fat...that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth
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How does James Bond type e-mails? With his goldfinger.