What do you call a nutty dog in Australia ? A dingo-ling !
Category: Dog jokes
What do you call a happy Lassie ?
What do you call a happy Lassie ? A jolly collie !
What dogs are best for sending telegrams ?
What dogs are best for sending telegrams ? Wire haired terriers !!
Where did the dog breeder keep his savings ? In
Where did the dog breeder keep his savings ? In bark-lays bank !
Small girl: I’d buy that dog, but
Small girl: I’d buy that dog, but his legs are too short! Clerk: Too short ? Why, all four of them touch the floor.
Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by
Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and one says to the other, “I hear that the occupants of this country actually eat dogs.” “Odd,” her companion replies, “but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do.” Nodding emphatically, the mother superior points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk toward him. “Two dogs, please,” says one. The vendor is only too pleased to oblige and he wraps both hot dogs in oil. Excited, the nuns hurry over to a bench and begin to unwrap their ‘dogs. The mother superior is first to open hers. Staring at it for a moment, she leans over to the other nun and whispers cautiously, “What part did you get?”
Q: What side of the dog has the most fur? – A: The
Q: What side of the dog has the most fur? – A: The Outside.
Q: What goes “krab, krab, krab”? – A: A dog
Q: What goes “krab, krab, krab”? – A: A dog barking in a mirror.
Q: What did the puppy say when he sat on sand
Q: What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper? – A: RUFF!
Q: What kind of dog does a dracula like? – A: A
Q: What kind of dog does a dracula like? – A: A Bloodhound.