I was glad when one fish got
| Fishing jokes
I was glad when one fish got away. There just wasn't room in the boat for both of us!
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Why did they arrest the musician?
| Music jokes
Why did they arrest the musician? He got into treble.
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Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28
| School jokes
Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28 days ? Pupil: All of them !
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Jack and Jill were riding a tandem up a hill,
| Bicycle jokes
Jack and Jill were riding a tandem up a hill, but making heavy weather of it. At the top, Jack said: 'I didn't think we'd make it! Jill replied, 'Nor did I - what a good thing I kept the brakes on, or we'd have slid all the way back down!
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Small girl: I’d buy that dog, but his legs are too short! Clerk: Too short ? Why, all four of them touch the floor.