Category: Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning around. Don’t worry, it’s just a bug that’s going around!

Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing double. Please sit on the couch. Which one!

Doctor, Doctor I need something to keep my falling hair in What about a matchbox!

Doctor, Doctor everyone thinks I’m a liar I can’t believe that!

Doctor, Doctor I think I’m a rubber band Why don’t you stretch yourself out on the couch there and tell me all about it!

Doctor, Doctor I’ve lost my memory! When did this happen? When did what happen?

Doctor, Doctor my baby is the image of his father Never mind just so long as he’s healthy!

Doctor, Doctor I’m a burglar! Have you taken anything for it?

Doctor, Doctor my husband smells like fish Poor sole!

Doctor, Doctor I’ve got bad teeth, foul breath and smelly feet. Sounds like you’ve got Foot and Mouth disease!