One day a blond went out to check her mail box.
| Blonde jokes
One day a blond went out to check her mail box. There was nothing in it. Her neighbor who was also out there gives her a weird look. An hour later she goes back out to her mailbox and goes back in cause there was nothing in it and her neighbor goes "What the hell is she doing?" An hour l
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Q: How do know a
| Music jokes
Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud? A: You can almost hear them.
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Dad: Why is your January report card so bad
| Parent jokes
Dad: Why is your January report card so bad ? Son: Well, you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas !
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Why did the car judder to a stop when it
| Car and train jokes
Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost? It had a nervous breakdown.
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What would you get if you crossed a new-born
| Baby jokes
What would you get if you crossed a new-born snake with a basketball? A bouncing baby boa.
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Doctor, Doctor I’m a burglar! Have you taken anything for it?