Why did the robber take a bath?
| Bath jokes
Why did the robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway.
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Q: Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking?
| Ethnic jokes
Q: Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking? A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home?
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It was Halloween and three
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
It was Halloween and three vampires went into a saloon and bellied up to the bar. "What will you have?" the bartender asked. "I'll have a glass of blood," the first replied. "I'll have a glass of blood, too, please," said the second. "I'll have a glass of plasma," said the third. "OK, let me g
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'We're going to play elephants and
| Elephant jokes
'We're going to play elephants and circuses,' said a little boy at kindergarten, 'Do you want to join in?' 'I'd love to,'replied the teacher. 'What do you want me to do?' 'You can be the lady that feeds us peanuts !
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What did the Eskimo children
| Ethnic jokes
What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving? Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
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Doctor, Doctor I think I’m a rubber band Why don’t you stretch yourself out on the couch there and tell me all about it!