Category: Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor: You need new glasses Patient: How do you know?, I haven’t told you whats wrong with me yet Doctor: I could tell as soon as you walked in through the window!

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m God When did this start? Well first I created the sun, then the earth…

Doctor, Doctor you have to help me out! Certainly, which way did you come in?

Doctor, Doctor Can I have second opinion? Of course, come back tomorrow!

Doctor, Doctor I’m on a diet and it’s making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off. Oh dear, that’s a lot of calories!

Doctor, doctor my sister here keeps thinking she’s invisible! What sister?

Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse. Take one of these every 4 laps!

Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots? I never make rash promises!

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there is two of me One at a time please

Doctor, Doctor Have you got something for a bad headache? Of course. Just take this hammer and hit yourself in the head. Then you’ll have a bad headache.