An Englishman, Frenchman,
| Ethnic jokes
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says " We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump, at least one of you can
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Golfer: "Well, I have never played this badly
| Sport jokes
Golfer: "Well, I have never played this badly before! Caddy: "I didn't realize you had played before, sir."
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I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months!
| Women jokes
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months! - I don't like to interrupt her.
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What did the hamburger say when it pleaded
| Burger jokes
What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'? I've been flamed!
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Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m God When did this start? Well first I created the sun, then the earth…