What does a monster mom say to her
| Monster jokes
What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime? Don't talk with someone in your mouth.
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A regular at Bob's Bar
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A regular at Bob's Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of swollen black eyes that appeared extremely painful. "Whoa, Sam!" said the bartender. "Who gave those beauties to you?" "Nobody gave them to me," said Sam. "I had to fight like crazy for both of them."
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Policeman: Why didn't
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: Why didn't you stop at that red light? Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.
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What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego
| Snake jokes
What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ? A boa constructor !
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Barber: Your hair is getting grey,
| Hair and bald jokes
Barber: Your hair is getting grey, Sir. Customer: I'm not surprised - hurry up, will you?
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Doctor, Doctor Have you got something for a bad headache? Of course. Just take this hammer and hit yourself in the head. Then you’ll have a bad headache.